Sunday, October 25, 2009

You Know You're an Art Nerd When...


Ah Halloween. That special time of year when people can dress as their favorite movie character or fictional monster. It's also, oddly enough, a time when people can dress scantily clad.
My good friend Jabba the Hut was having a birthday party and guests were invited to wear costumes considering it was so close to everyone's favorite haunted holiday. What to wear? I was at a loss. I visited my local seasonal costume shop. As I surveyed the walls covered in barely there costumes, I was uninspired. Sure I could dress like Little Miss Slutty Nurse or Pirate Wench but I didn't want to pay exorbitant prices for small rectangles of cloth. Hmm, maybe I could dress as someone from history, maybe an artist I like. That got me thinking, 'Why stop at artist? Why not art piece?' And so it was. I decided to dress as Yoko Ono's Cut Piece. Who doesn't love an interactive costume?
I headed to my favorite thrift store and found a black dress and white slip similar to the ones in photos documenting her first performances of the work. I hung some scissors (safety ones, mind you) around my neck and a tag stating 'Performance Artist'. I initiated a few cuts to my garb and let my roommates have a go. Then off we went to Jabba's!
At the shindig, a few people were confused by my wardrobe which I expected. I explained the piece if they insisted but otherwise merely asked them if they'd like to cut my clothing and take a piece. Some guests were enthusiastic and others concerned which I suppose was the point. Anyway, it was fun and different and I wonder what I'll do next year. A living painting perhaps. Any ideas?

1 comment:

  1. You are clever beyond words. I wish I could've seen this! :) I vote for living painting next year! ~L

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