
Growing up I always heard the word brussel sprout, it was synonymous with healthy, therefore bad tasting food. Funny thing is I'd never had or seen one. Then my world was turned upside down. My roommate is quite the health buff, in food and physique. She's recently been eating these mystical sprouts. Hmm, not what I was expecting. Little balls of coiled leaves. They taste green with a slight bitterness but that can be covered with spices. What I had yet to discover was the true nature of how one gained nutrients from this plant.
The other day, my roommate came home with a scary looking weapon, it was a brussel sprout stalk. Yes, the unassuming health food actually grows on battleaxes. Apparently to get the full benefits you must swing the stalk in attack on others around you. Once you draw blood, their life source is soaked into the spheres of well being, which you later consume. No wonder she's bursting with muscles!
Though this seems like a lot of effort for a handful of fine fettle. I think I'd prefer buying the them prepackaged and ready to go.
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