It's Still Glock'n Roll to Me

So recently I've been wanting to get back into singing and songwriting, and more over, to actually perform. My dilemma has been that I'm slow with guitar. There's no way I'd be able to get up on a stage and play while trying to sing. It's torture that I wouldn't want to put anyone through, and I'm thinking of myself when I say that. I tried learning piano keyboard last semester. Didn't do too bad but I really want something simple and also easy to cart around for open mics since I'm solo on this.
I don't know how it came to me but it did. Why not glockenspiel? You don't see that too often. The more I think about it the more it makes sense. I looked online and found a small, cheap, portable one that has good reviews on sound. Hmm, this might actually work. I can already hear the light echos of chimes ringing in the background as I rock out. Or should I say glock out. That's the other thing. The plethora of sayings I could use are endless: Glock'n Roll, Glock Rock, I'm gonna rock out with my glock out, let me glock you baby, and so on and so forth (for any of you tempted to nab my little gem phrases, I'm already in the process of copyrighting them so don't bother!)
That's it. I'm making the purchase. Soon you'll hear me talk about glock music.